Spiros the Olive

Spiros the Olive sells the greatest feta cheese on planet earth.
For £2.50 you can get a block four times bigger than the one you get from the supermarket and it tastes so much better.

He also specialises in sundried tomatoes, sliced ginger, olives & roasted peppers.

In fact, if you've had to cancel your hols because of the credit crunch then not to worry - just buy a selection of Spiros' Mediterranean cuisine and head on down to the beach at Redcar with a picnic.

If you keep your eyes shut you'll easily be able to recreate that Greek holiday you were hoping for.

Just be sure to keep your eyes tight shut though; the sight of that powerstation will bring you back to the windy North East quicker than you can say 'Ouzo!'.